There are a few milestones in my life that have made me geekily excited:
1. My first Sigmund Freud stress ball (and impending Tickle-Me-Freud purchase).
2. Realizing that I can (as an adult) purchase pink glitter shoes.
3. A perfect score on the MENSA practice test (I really want to take the actual exam).
4. Discovering a cookbook dedicated to pumpkin.
5. Creating my own website.
You have discovered the latter.
This website is a work-in-progress, but being unemployed (cue the “awww”s) is making it easier. In the meantime, requests for writing samples (other than those linked on this site) or any other information can be directed to firstname.lastname@example.org.
“A rolling stone gathers no moss”.